So a friend of mine, named Siena is writing a...kind of a story? It's all about highschool drama, and friend problems, and...well just drama over all. It's an amazing self-biography. I love it, and if she ever published it. I would totally buy 1,000,000,000,000,000 copies! She is telling the story in her perspective. Its intertaining and amazing. If she will allow me I will post some...unless she makes a blog herself. Her name is Siena. She's one of my bestest friends, people at Marshall Middle don't know her. She's my secret pen pal. You never know everything about one person. >:]
So lets seee....school boring, lots of homework. Alexandra, Sammy are probably my closest friends here. Alec is being a BASTARD! Just like Meg Ryan said in French Kiss..."All men are bastards". I think i already quoted that.....but I re-quoted so go stick that in a juice box and suck on it! Alec is being super inconsiderate of my feelings. Its so not nice, it hurts! Stupid, bastard Alec. T_T And I hate having to call him that!!
Siena is letting me post her little story thingy!!!
This is the first time I’m trying this… I hope it turns goodJ. Here comes the drama queen rant:
SO, anyway, today Belle, my dear, dear Belle, told me that she likes a certain someone (he who shall not be named), but apparently he’s taken (not by me, just to inform you)! Unfortunately, not really but whatever, Belle is torn between two guys (wow…I’m so surprised, NOT), Lori, a nice guy who isn’t that shabby, and Lex, a short, talkative (but cute) guy (isn’t this the bazillionth time?). And, here comes the real shocker… THEY’RE BOTH TAKEN. Great taste in guys isn’t it? Lori is taken by Issana, a really sweet, kind, optimistic girl, while Lex is taken by someone who I don’t really know, she’s not important in this blog, not one bit. Going on, Belle, being the drama queen she is, is having issues with this. She trying to get over Lori and has some feelings for Lex, but she just can’t get over Lori. Isn’t that wonderful?
What makes Belle such a drama queen and a spoiled brat is that she used to be really close friends with Issana. At that time, Belle hadn’t told Issana that she liked Lori, but turns out, Valentine’s Day came around and something quite surprising happened. Lori never really seemed like the guy who was into all this girl dating stuff but on Valentine’s Day, he had one Valentine’s card for one girl, only one. And guess who he gave that card to? It was Issana, no duh. But since Belle liked Lori, she decided to stop being friends with Issana since she “snatched” away her crush, in which she never told Issana about in the first place. Isn’t that wonderful? Losing a friendship with such a nice girl just because she’s got a guy that you wish you had but didn’t?
I can’t stress how much Belle is unfeeling. She thinks all her friendships revolve around her. She won’t walk over to talk to you, you got to go walk over to her and talk to her. The queen doesn’t like to walk much. I don’t get how I can still be friends with Belle, but I’m just me, no matter how much I hate a person that I’m already friends with, I don’t want to break it off. In Belle’s case, I might…if she goes past the final straw with me (why does everyone say final straw? Is there some kind of straw that people take from you??) ---From your wonderful writer, Siena.
I finished typing the blog, closed the computer lid, and laid back on my chair. How can a person be so selfish? I began thinking to myself. Oh well. Great, Belle’s calling me, gotta go see what she has to say this time.
“Hello~?” Trying to sound cheerful so she won’t suspect my feelings of irritation (this has been the 4th time she’s called today…)
“OH MY GOSH. You will not believe what just happened right now Siena. So anyway today—” Belle’s voice just irritates me, I just want to throw the phone into a freaking wall, but I just got my new phone and would prefer to keep it in good condition. “…Siena?”
“Mhmmm” I have automatic responses for when Belle rants to me, they’re usually either “mhmm” or “go on”.
“YOU AREN’T FUCKING LISTENING TO ME.”
“Do you really have to use that language Belle? I’m listening now.”
“Geeze Siena, you just piss me off sometimes. Anyway, as I was saying, Lex just broke up with his girlfriend! It’s my chance now! I’m sure I can win him over, I’m absolutely positive he likes me, he’s always been staring at me when we see each other. I just know we’ll hit it off well!”
You see, Belle has no sensitivity to anything. She has this child like mentality that thinks if what I want is free, then I just have to grab it and its mine! “You sure? He could’ve been staring at the girls next to us or his GIRLFRIEND that walks the same way to classes with us…”
“EX-GIRLFRIEND, a very important detail you missed!”
Belle hasn’t been one for details, unless it concerns her. Belle just that kind of girl, she only cares for herself, no one else.
“What ever Belle, I don’t have time for this now, I’ve got a chem. test tomorrow and I really need to study.” I don’t have a chem. test tomorrow, I’m just thinking of any excuse to get out of this stupid conversation, not to mention I’m going overboard on minutes because of these pointless conversations with Belle.
“How can you not have time for the biggest turning point in my highschool life?! I’m finally going to get one of the guys of my dreams! I just know he’s the one! How can you NOT have time for this?”
“Look Belle, as wonderfully life changing this sounds, I have to go now. Bye.”
“But—”
I hung up the phone before Belle could say anything more. She calls me so much, it’s extremely annoying. It’s like everyone has to know what happens in every second of her life. WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU JUST ATE A CHEESE BURGER BELLE. WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU JUST PLAYED THE WII. It’s like she’s a constant twitter feed, never ending and really annoying when someone’s constantly twittering. It’s about time I went off to bed, tomorrows another day, with the drama queen just ahead. “RRRIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!” My alarm clock started ringing like there was no tomorrow, I wish.
Groggily, I got out of bed, knowing today was another eventful day with Belle in my midst, trying to make a move onto Lex (which will be unsuccessful). I did my morning routine, and began walking to school. Thing is, I live close enough that I don’t need anyone to drive me to school, but far enough that it takes a while before I get to school.
Buzz, buzz.
Great, not only does she waste my minutes by calling me five times a day, but now she calls me at 6:00 in the morning!
“…hello?” I really do not want to talk to Belle now. Not now, and especially not later.
“SIENA~~ guess what?” Belle’s preppy, extremely fake voice makes me want to gag. When she talks like this, she wants a favor, and she’s not going to take no for an answer.
“Hmm?” Keeping the happy edge in my voice is key into getting out of favors with Belle.
“Say, would you be so kind as to call over Lex when lunch comes around? I really want to talk to him, so say something like ‘hey you want to eat lunch with my friends?” or something like that, pretty please?”
“Belle, you know that would be weird! Sure I see him right before lunch but if I say something like that, he’ll think I like him instead of you!” Gosh, I cannot put up with this girl. My voice is extremely close to turning sour.
“Come on Siena, we ALL know Lex won’t think you like him, he’s been staring at ME lately so he’s not going to take it the wrong way!” I hate Belle’s insensitiveness, it just makes me want to ring her neck.
“Belle, I’m not asking him. Go ask him yourself since you’re so absolutely sure that he likes you.” That last comment just pushed me to the edge, my voice turning dangerously sour.
“You know what Siena? I hate this. I’m always doing favors for you and when time comes around that I need a favor from you, you back out like a fucking chicken. Your such a spoiled selfish bitch you know that?!”
“When have YOU ever done a favor for me? For the past month I’ve been doing favors for you here and there, but when time comes around, YOU never do a favor for me and you’re calling me the fucking chicken?!” This girl seriously needs to be taken down a notch.
“WHATEVER. Don’t show your stupid face around me, I don’t have friends who don’t care about me. HMPH.”
And with that she hung up the phone. Sigh, not another one of these. Now at school, she’s going to be going around telling everybody “Siena called me an f-ing chicken and the ‘b’ word” crying and looking like the victim. Everyone’s going to get mad at me and she’s going to get her way. But not this time, I am sick of her fake crocodile tears. Siena isn’t going down without a fight.
Finally, I arrive at school, and here comes to long awaited argument with Belle. Walking to the middle of the school quad, there she is, standing there and crying. Oh wonderful. And would you look at that! There’s a group of classmates who just ADORE Belle because of her fake suck-up voice that makes people think that she’s such a good, nice girl, when she isn’t. They’re hovering around her, giving me death glares, but I’m used to it. They’re just a bunch of brain dead blond idiots anyway, its not like them not liking me is the end of the world. “What are YOU doing here?” That was Allie, the most fake, stupid, preppiest sounding blond girl you will ever meet, and not to mention a member of the cheer club.
“Uh, I’m here to hang out with my friends?” Its not like Belle’s my only friend, I’ve got others too. What does this girl think I am, a loner?
“Well I don’t think you should be here, calling Belle all those mean words. Just get the hell away from here, its obvious that you’re not welcome.” This is Lina, the sidekick of Allie. Lina has always been following Allie, ever since the 6th grade. She thinks Allie is on par with God, talk about exaggeration much?
“Come on, even if she said all those mean things, she still deserves to be forgiven…” Here it comes, the whole nice girl Belle is going to say all these sweet things acting like she’s so innocent and kind when she’s really just saying this to get people to be angrier at me and pity her more.
“Oh Belle, you’re so kind! You really shouldn’t let this girl go for what she said to you so easily! In my eyes, you should be more angry with her, you’re way too nice! As for you,” Allie turns to shoot me more death glares, “don’t come back here again.”
Dear God, I cannot put up with this. I give Belle my best I-don’t-give-a-shit-about-you-I’ve-got-other-friends look and walk over to Lillian. Usually I just call her Lilly for short, since Lillian is so long.
“I heard Belle’s giving you a hard time for not getting what she wants…again.” Lily sick of Belle’s attitude as well, but can hide her feelings a lot better than I can.
“Psh, she always does this. It’s not like it should be a surprise or anything.” It really isn’t, Belle’s been doing this whenever she doesn’t get what she wants.
“Anyway, did you finish your history? I do not get Williams questions at all. What does he think we are, seminerds?” Lily and I both have Williams, and his questions require way too much thinking.
Before I can answer, Belle comes over, absolutely wonderful. She walks straight by Lily and stomps her spoiled, unhappy feet towards me. She awkwardly puts her hand on my neck and pushes my face…hard. Its Belle’s version of a slap, she’s just wimpy and too used to getting her way than resorting to her version of “violence”.
“I’m mad at you!” Oh no, I’m so scared (note the sarcasm). Belle has really become desperate to get her way, but I’m not giving in. Not this time and not ever again.
“That’s wonderful,” I turn back to Lily before Belle oh so rudely interrupted our conversation, “anyway, I have no clue if what I wrote for Williams is right or not. I just put a bunch of crap on a paper, his questions are so mind-boggling!”
That really, really pissed Belle off, just as I was hoping. Her face turned bright red, as if she had way too many packets of hot sauce, glared at me with her really ugly and stupid (and not to mention not intimidating at all) looking face that says I-am-so-mad-at-you, and then storms off.
“Yeah~! High five, go Siena!” Lily high five’s me, almost missing, and I high five her back. Siena’s not the usual nice girl putting up with Belle. It’s all out war now, and I’m not going to back down, not now and not ever. It’s like they say, all’s fair in love and war.
Isn't it absolutely fantabulous!?!?!?!?!?! I'm going to give a little shout out for Siena...I MISS YOU!!!!! I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!! I LOVE YA!!!
Oh and really good manga is....24 Colors and Mimi wo Sumaseba! It's really good! and Mimi wo Sumaseba is actually a Hiayo Mizaki movie. Or something like that....lol xD
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